Dedicated to Scotch Whisky
Not going to lie, we love Scotch!
As if you couldn’t figure that out already. But really, nothing beats a glass of Scotch, On The Rocks or Neat. We’ll tell you exactly why but in the vaguest way possible.
The fact that you even found this place is amazing.insaneamazingimpressive
This is the best website you’ll ever see.
Our content is so good that most people can’t handle it. Please be careful when browsing our site as you may get offended when you realize your life meant nothing until now.
Our Team
You won’t find more of an offensive pairing than these two. They will look down at you from their nose as they sip the finest Scotch Whisky’s while mumbling under their breathe “peasant.”I mean look at them… Definition of douchebags.
Mr. Patch
Super Scotch Snob
Team Member
Uber Scotch Snob